Thursday, January 27, 2011

Giggle for the day

A blonde recently lost her job and was looking for a way to make a little extra cash. She decided that she would try going door to door, asking families in her neighborhood if they had any random jobs for her to do. The blonde went to the first house and knocked on the door. A man answered and she asked him if he needed any help around the house. He replied, "You could paint the porch. How much would you charge?"

The blonde replied that she would charge $50 and the man agreed. He told her where the ladders, paint, and supplies were. The man's wife had overheard the conversation and asked if the blonde realized that the porch went all the way around the house. The man replied, "She should. She was standing on it."

Half an hour went by and the blonde knocked on the door once more to let the man know she had finished.

"You're done already?!" exclaimed the man.

"Yes," she replied, "and I had some leftover paint, so I gave it two coats. By the way. It's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Sound of Sunshine!



This song just makes me smile. Every time.